Any "professional" would not drink before going on stage. Kick some ass, brother. Like you always do -Lt. Stoltz....

i saw you perform this past weekend...i thought you were sooo hot...call me ...

i saw you perform this past weekend...i thought you were sooo hot...call me ...

Adam ate me out earlier and mmmmmm it was amazing not a joke! He is funny and romantic! Can't ask for a better man....... Ladies?...

i want to see you naked!!!!...

Hi Adam! Thanks for the laughs last night! You cracked us up here in KS. Hi five your shadow for your solid comedic work!...

Adam, You are quickly becoming a LAUGH PACK favorite. Great material, and interaction with audience. Your energy is what our show is all about, and we love it. You are a crazy neighbor on a sitcom waiting to happen!...

Hey Adam..I caught ur show while you were here in appleton..actually I got to be second row..woohoo..all ur guys were amazing..and you the BEST!!! you got a great show going for you..hope to see ya again..rock on.. ...

You're one of my favorite performs brother!! See u soon!!...

You're one of my favorite performs brother!! See u soon!!...